i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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