i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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