Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
