Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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