Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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