Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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