im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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