I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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