i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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