...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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