this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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