omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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