I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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