You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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