Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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