Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
