Me. At least after what I've been through.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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