My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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