My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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