You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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