there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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