I wanna passion pit in your ass
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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