she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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