You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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