btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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