just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.