The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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