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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar

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• (831): View more from California

  if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.

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• (707): View more from California

  Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family

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• (626): View more from California

  I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.

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