Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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