he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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