love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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