some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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