I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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