When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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