Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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