if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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