Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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