i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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