That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
this boner is exhausting
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
