So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
