I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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