Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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