Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
