you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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