no. you can't hotbox the world.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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