Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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