Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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