At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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