Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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