How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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