69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can't put those talents on a resume
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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