afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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