so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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