I'm really into asian looking animals
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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