i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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