so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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