Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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