Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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