i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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