God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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