we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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