Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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